Saturday, September 1, 2012

Recent Tweets About the (R) Convention

@RadioVegan
Love how righties hate Hwd showbiz types but as soon as they find one who's on their side they either elect him president or have him yell at a chair. 

Tell me again what a great manager Romney is. He couldn't manage to keep Christie, Rubio or Eastwood on message or keep convention on time. 

Two things not mentioned during RNC: Dubya and Teabaggers. (Jeb did say "his brother" kept us safe. Oh? Ever heard of 9/11?) 

Still time to dump Mitt, nominate Empty Chair

@RadioVegan to @SarahPalinUSA 
We MISSED you at the convention! But we had a doddering old man talking to a chair. Just as good.

 Also interesting for a party that wants English as official language they had at least 3 speakers pander in Spanish. 

Republican Convention Bombs As Viewership Drops by 17 Million http://www.politicususa.com/republican-convention-bombs-viewership-drops-17-million.html
 
Romney is no businessman. He's a financier. He didn't get rich the old-fashioned way. He exploited tax loopholes. 

These assholes, pandering to the same people they want to "self deport", is as disgusting as #MittRomney
 
Neil Diamond sang "I Am, I Said" to Clint's stool and no one heard. Not even the chair.

I heard that Clint Eastwood was channeling me at the RNC. My lawyers and I are drafting our lawsuit...
(Newhart’s famous comedy bit included talking to someone on a phone that we never heard.)

Good news for Romney out of Clint Eastwood fiasco? He will get to fire some people

I guess the only person missing at the convention was @SpeakerBoehner passing out crying towels. 

"But officer, I'm not driving alone in the carpool lane. That's @BarackObama in the passenger seat.""   

We all focus on the empty chair and not Romney. But in truth the empty chair gave a better speech. 

It was a nice change for Clint. Usually he talks to his oatmeal. 

So I guess if Romney is elected we can get ready for a new cold war with Russia.

"I never thought it was a good idea for attorneys to be president." - Clint Eastwood, endorsing Harvard Law grad Romney. 

Does this mean that next week someone will interview an empty suit and pretend it's Willard Romney?

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