Saturday, September 1, 2012

Recent Tweets About the (R) Convention

Love how righties hate Hwd showbiz types but as soon as they find one who's on their side they either elect him president or have him yell at a chair. 

Tell me again what a great manager Romney is. He couldn't manage to keep Christie, Rubio or Eastwood on message or keep convention on time. 

Two things not mentioned during RNC: Dubya and Teabaggers. (Jeb did say "his brother" kept us safe. Oh? Ever heard of 9/11?) 

Still time to dump Mitt, nominate Empty Chair

@RadioVegan to @SarahPalinUSA 
We MISSED you at the convention! But we had a doddering old man talking to a chair. Just as good.

 Also interesting for a party that wants English as official language they had at least 3 speakers pander in Spanish. 

Republican Convention Bombs As Viewership Drops by 17 Million
Romney is no businessman. He's a financier. He didn't get rich the old-fashioned way. He exploited tax loopholes. 

These assholes, pandering to the same people they want to "self deport", is as disgusting as #MittRomney
Neil Diamond sang "I Am, I Said" to Clint's stool and no one heard. Not even the chair.

I heard that Clint Eastwood was channeling me at the RNC. My lawyers and I are drafting our lawsuit...
(Newhart’s famous comedy bit included talking to someone on a phone that we never heard.)

Good news for Romney out of Clint Eastwood fiasco? He will get to fire some people

I guess the only person missing at the convention was @SpeakerBoehner passing out crying towels. 

"But officer, I'm not driving alone in the carpool lane. That's @BarackObama in the passenger seat.""   

We all focus on the empty chair and not Romney. But in truth the empty chair gave a better speech. 

It was a nice change for Clint. Usually he talks to his oatmeal. 

So I guess if Romney is elected we can get ready for a new cold war with Russia.

"I never thought it was a good idea for attorneys to be president." - Clint Eastwood, endorsing Harvard Law grad Romney. 

Does this mean that next week someone will interview an empty suit and pretend it's Willard Romney?

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