Meet Kevin Swanson. He's a far rightwing fundamentalist Christian who unfortunately has access to a microphone.
|Pastor Kevin Swanson|
And he's begging you to boycott Girl Scout Cookies because they... wait for it... promote lesbianism and abortion.
Apparently the Girl Scouts are "antithetical to a biblical vision for womanhood."
"Say no to the Girl Scout cookies," Swanson told his internet radio station listeners. "I don't want to support lesbianism, Planned Parenthood or abortion, and if that be the case I'm not buying Girl Scout cookies."
If "that be the case." Hmm. Sounds like he be home-schooled.
Read more here if you like. Or just say out loud, "What a Jackass!" and move on.
Kevin Swanson: putting the fun back in fundamentalist!
See you in church, everybody!