Serial adulterer and philanderer Herman Cain just CAN'T quit on us now! The clown car is getting emptier. How sad.
was never supposed to be a campaign. It was a book tour gone awry. He
never expected to get so popular. But he did despite his best efforts to
make himself look cartoonish. I guess the Regressive population will
glom onto ANYTHING at this point.
His big economic plan was stolen
from the Sim City video game; his closing statement at the first debate
was lifted from a Pokemon song; he has a trail of [alleged] sexually
harassed women, some paid to keep their mouths shut; he wasn't familiar
with that obscure thing that happened in Libya ("hmm... Libya...
Libya... there was a uprisin' there, right? Was that Khadaffy? is that
what we're talking about?") and he thinks it's not necessary to know who
Well, it was fun while it lasted.