Now one of the most irrelevant people in the world -- but she still knows how to grab a little attention now and then.
And this was so funny and ridiculous, I couldn't pass it up.
This failed mayor, failed half-term governor of one of the smallest states, failed vice presidential candidate, failed reality TV show host, and failed political pundit who was fired from Fox of all places, recently whined, in the form of a Tweet (since that's her only platform these days), "Most Americans hold their own umbrellas."
This relates to the following picture, where the President was recently speaking in the rain.
Why, this is an outrage, right Sarah? Who does this Kenyan, Socialist, Marxist, Muslim-without-a-birth-certificate think he is, right?
Of course, no Republican president would ever allow a member of the military to hold an umbrella.
Well, at least Sarah would never do that, right?
Actually, many Democratic leaders have indeed held their own umbrellas.
But this is what happened when Dubya tried it...